Mga Munting Pangarap ni....

Ito ang mga munting pangarap ni...

Malamang ng nagsusulat ng blog na ito...wahehehe

Kasi malapit na rin ako matapos sa kolehiyo...

Kaya eto, ang dami ko kasing gustong gawin sa buhay. Hindi ko na alam anong pipiliin ko...hrmmph..

Kaya ko nasulat itong entry na ito para matulungan niyo ako

Note: Lahat ito ay gagawin ko matapos ang board exam sa October

1) Gusto ko sana na kumuha ng education units. Alam niyo naman siguro na dati ay pangarap ko talaga maging guro. Sa di ko malamang kadahilanan ay nag engineering ako. Masyado lang siguro akong naging confident sa Math skills ko (nye..) Bakit ko nga ba naisip na gusto kong kumuha ng education? Kasi nga passion ko yun. Gusto ko rin sana na makapgturo sa mga koreano ng english. O kaya kung hindi man ako pumasa sa board (huwag naman sana) kaya meron akong fall back..mukhang marami ding opportunities sa education sector...wahehehe

2) Gusto ko mag-aral ng Cisco para maging CCNA. Kung gusto ko talaga dito sa linya ng kurso ko, makakatulong ito sa carrer ko kapag naging Cisco Certified Network Associate ako. Medyo mahal nga lang kaya ayun...

3) Gusto ko ipagpatuloy ang Spanish ko. Bakit? Mukhang maraming opportunities sa España eh. Kanina nga lang sinabi ng teacher ko sa Spanish na naghahanap ng ECE dun sa Tecnicas Reunidas. O kaya ay mag-master ako sa España ng Engineering. Kakaiba daw kasi doon sabi ni Erick..

Kaya vote now!

First Day High...or Low?

Ngayon ang first day ng OJT namin..Medyo na-excite yata ako at nasa may Monumento na ako before 7 AM...

Ayun,pumunta kami sa may 2nd St ulit...ang ginawa lang namin dun?Wala lang may pinirmahan lang kami dun na logbook..Parang record lang nila...Sabi nga daw ng tito ni Cheche eh sana dumeretso na kami doon sa Malabon..Kaya ayun, by 9 AM eh nasa PLDT Malabon..

Doon kami naka-assign sa CO mismo (CO stands for Central Office)...duon kami sa may MDF (Main Distribution Frame)...In short, lahat ng diniscuss ni Sir Cardenas noong Comm5 eh nakita namin sa personal...At bibilangin namin sila...Wee!!!???

Ano nga lang ba ang ayaw ko doon? Walang mapaglakwatsahan...hahaha....

Ay oo nga pala, kami lang ang babae duon sa MDF...sabi nga nuong isang kuya doon CO's Angels daw kami...nya a a a a

Tuloy-tuloy na ito...woooo!

gawin ko ding bulletin itong blog ng multiply!

Dear Eyok,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you sit at my father.

I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone.

Go and drown yourself

Lorie

Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war

[may pagka-adik pala ito eh..hehehe]
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

PLDT OJT application (with bloopers)

Ngayong araw na ito ay nag-apply kami nina cheche at ishi (waw...tatlong Maria?hahahaha) para sa aming OJT...

Ang usapan ay magkikita kami sa Jollibee Araneta Square ng mga 9 AM para daw maaga...

Eh ako si Ms.Pasaway...anong oras na ba ako natulog kagabi?hmmm...kaninang umaga pala ng 5 AM.Sabi ko naman sa nanay ko gisingin niya ako para kumain. Eh wala...nagising ako 8 na ng umaga...ohmaygahd....ngaragan na itey!

Kaya dumating ako dun sa monumento ng 10 AM...wahahaha...ayus di ba?

Naglakad na kami papuntang PLDT office...yung sa tabi ng simbahan...

Ayan,nasa harap na kami ng PLDT...whooo...kabado na excited na ewan...siyempre punta kami sa may guard sabi namin para sa OJT..sabi niya "Naku mukhang puno na..teka tatawagan ko"...[dyan dyan dyan dyan]...ayun,pinapasok kami sa loob...tapos tinanong kami from what school siyempre Mapua...tapos ano daw course..siyempre ECE..nakow...sabi nung kumausap sa amin, may problema daw...kasi may 8 na daw galing Bulacan State University na nag-apply kahapon tapos approved na daw...eh maliit lang daw yung sa technical room nila...di kami makakagalaw...crowded...kaya daw punta na lang kami ng Boni...

Siyempre kami medyo disappointed lalo na si Che...kasi sabi ng tito niya eh tanggap agad yun...ang mas disappointing dun eh todo chika pa siya sa amin tapos wala lang din pala...kaya ayun punta muna kami KFC para maupo saglit tapos tawag si Che sa tito niya...it turns out na....mali kami ng pinuntahan [cue the entertainer song here]...yun pala eh yung nasa likod ng simbahan yung kailangan namin puntahan..tapos nirefer pa kami dun kay ms mayette cardenas...

Kaya ayun,punta kami dun sa likod ng simbahan...Dyaran! Ayan na si PLDT...yung guard mas mabait ng konti kaysa dun sa nauna...palabiro...wahehehe...Ayun naasikaso naman kami..Dahil nga kilala dun ang tito ni Cheche, para lang kaming tumambay dun...Akala pa nga wala kami requirements...Eh kumpleto na..Kaya print na lang ng acceptance letter na dadalhin namin sa Boni bukas tapos, ayun na...Chika rin ng konti dun sa nagasikaso sa amin kasi daw yung anak niya sa Mapua din nag-aaral...Yun na!Punta na lang kami ng Boni bukas para sa ID tapos punta kami ulit dun sa Caloocan office tapos puwede na mag-start...yey!..dun nga lang kami sa CO sa Malabon...good luck na lang sa amin dahil Comm 5 yun...wahahaha...

more on this tomorrow...

PS:pagdating dito sa bahay eh super gulo dahil ginagawa siya..para akong nasa warehouse na ewan...yung mga damit parang pang ukay-ukay lang...ay teka,di ba karamihan naman nun galing sa ukay?hhahahaha